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Lesbians Worldwide Call in Sick After JoJo Siwa Doesn’t Win Mirrorball Trophy

LOS ANGELES–JoJo Siwa is an ICON. This will never NOT be true. She made waves by coming out as LGBTQ knowing her target audience is kids. She blazed trails with her designer, patterned button-downs. And she is the first and only Dancing with the Stars competitor and finalist to have a same-sex dance partner. So… Continue reading Lesbians Worldwide Call in Sick After JoJo Siwa Doesn’t Win Mirrorball Trophy

Fashion · Music · Pop Culture

BREAKING: Country Music Super Gay Now

If there is one thing gay people definitely aren’t watching, it’s the CMA awards. This year, that’s unfortunate, because at the Country Music Awards featured a VERY IMPORTANT GAY KISS last week. And that kiss changed EVERYTHING, we guess!  Here’s what went down at Wednesday’s ceremony: T.J. Osborne, of the Brothers Osborne, a band we… Continue reading BREAKING: Country Music Super Gay Now

Business · By The Numbers · News Shorts

LOCAL MAN STILL NOT RICH AFTER BUYING SHIBA INU

Portland, MN – “Buy Doge!” “Get Shiba!” You hear these words everywhere lately! In the finance community, Shiba (as in the popular Japanese dog breed) is the talk of the town online, as experts everywhere encourage investors BUY SHIBA!  So that is why local, unemployed man Alan Simon acted fast and bought a shiba inu… Continue reading LOCAL MAN STILL NOT RICH AFTER BUYING SHIBA INU

Celebrities · Comedy · Pop Culture

Bachelorette Star Does Stand-Up Once, Ends Engagement

SAN DIEGO – Last week, rumors were swirling that former Bachelorette Katie Thurston was making her stand-up comedy debut. Despite never once making a joke all season, Katie was often called “hilarious” by the eligible men competing in hopes of winning…her. In an article reported by Tvshowcase.com, we found video clips of Katie talking about… Continue reading Bachelorette Star Does Stand-Up Once, Ends Engagement

Celebrities · Music · Pop Culture

JoJo Siwa Fans Heartbroken After Breakup with What’s-Her-Face

HOLLYWOOD, CA – “Love is dead.” That’s what JoJo Siwa fans, aka Varsity Members of the J-Team, are Tweeting nationwide after learning that our beloved queer icon JoJo and her girlfriend, That One Chick, have broken up. We are in mourning. We are not well.  The news is not hitting the LGBTQ community well, as… Continue reading JoJo Siwa Fans Heartbroken After Breakup with What’s-Her-Face

Celebrities · Pop Culture

Queer Couple Watches “Succession,” Appropriating Straight Culture

  BANGOR, MN – After over a year of patiently waiting, fans of Succession, the hit HBO drama about awful, rich White people, gleefully watched the series’ third season premier Sunday night. Among those millions of eager viewers: lesbian couple and huge fans of the show, Connie Villanueva and Rom Sheldon.   “We are obsessed,” Villanueva… Continue reading Queer Couple Watches “Succession,” Appropriating Straight Culture

Lifestyle · News Shorts

This National Coming Out Day, American Queers Stayed Inside En Masse

Not but just a few years ago, the LGBTQ Community had to hide who they were at all times. But now, we have a multitude of holidays that appeared to pop up out of nowhere for the sake of a Facebook post, such as the recently celebrated “Non-Binary Day” and yesterday, National Coming Out Day!… Continue reading This National Coming Out Day, American Queers Stayed Inside En Masse

Celebrities · Music · Pop Culture

CONGRATS! Non-binary Erasure Wins a Tony!

The Tony Awards, the ceremony for excellence on Broadway, is arguably the fourth gayest event of the year. Behind only Pride, Halloween, and Drag Race Finale night, gays across the country….nay, the world, gather in front of their TVs to watch a variety of song-and-dance routines to make the gays feel GAY! The happy kind!… Continue reading CONGRATS! Non-binary Erasure Wins a Tony!

Opinion · Pop Culture

REVIEW: ‘American Rust’ Just Worse “Mare of Easttown,” but for Boys

PITTSBURGH, PA – As fall approaches, there is not just changing leaves and milder weather we are looking forward to…no, it’s also that sweet, sweet FALL CONTENT! Showtime’s newest drama, American Rust, premiered Sunday night, and many fans of HBO’s recent crime drama, Mare of Easttown had their interests in Rust piqued because of the… Continue reading REVIEW: ‘American Rust’ Just Worse “Mare of Easttown,” but for Boys

Celebrities · Fashion · Music · Pop Culture

BREAKING: Lil Nas X Wears Several Outfits; Gays STAN!

NEW YORK, NY – Lil Nas X, hero of our community, was seen wearing SEVERAL, I repeat, MULTIPLE incredible outfits in just the last 24 hours alone! Outside of being unapologetically gay and hot on stage and in videos, wearing outfits is easily the LGBTQ community’s second-favorite thing Lil Nas X does!  First up, at… Continue reading BREAKING: Lil Nas X Wears Several Outfits; Gays STAN!