SMITHVILLE, TN–During a show, Kid Rock had an tantrum on stage, which ended with a homophobic slur. Nobody in the audience appeared surprised. “Yeah, that seems pretty on brand for him. I’m not even sure how this is news,” commented local gay man Evan Rodriguez whose brother dragged him to the show. The rock and… Continue reading BREAKING: Kid Rock Yells Homophobic Slur During Show, Surprising Nobody
LUFKIN, TX–A local Texas bakery made headlines for their pride month cookies, and not just because the cookies were adorable and delicious. Confections Bakery in Lufkin Texas posted photos of the rainbow heart cookies on their social media pages with the message “More LOVE. Less hate. Happy Pride to all our LGBTQ friends! All lovers… Continue reading Spite Spending: The New Economic Trend In The LGBTQ Community.
SILICON VALLEY, CA – It’s June and we know what month that is! Queer Capitalist Pride Month! It’s the month where harmful, exploitative corporations pander to the LGBTQ+ community by slapping a rainbow on their products and sponsored ads! While there’s a lot of dialogue out there regarding the problematic intersection of capitalism and Pride,… Continue reading 5 Ways For Corporations To ACTUALLY Help LGBTQ+ People
Santa Monica, CA – Recently, country music has become the genre most associated with conservatives, white people, and other heterosexual nonsense. That’s why local queer person, Jordie Asher, listens to their favorite song, “Cowboy Take Me Away” by The Chicks, in the comfort of their own hybrid vehicle (windows up). “I’m not even a big… Continue reading Queer Leftist Listens to Country Song Quietly; Avoids Being Perceived as Republican
LOS ANGELES–Misgendering comes in many forms, and today local non-binary person Ali Cameron referred to themself as “she” again. “It’s just habit,” said Cameron, a 28 year old dog groomer. “I was shaving this poodle, Phinaes, and I looked in his cute little eyes and said to him ‘you love haircuts with Ali! She makes… Continue reading BREAKING: Non-Binary Person Misgendered Self Today.
BLOG POST – Los Feliz, CA – So it’s been in the news that Caitlyn Jenner is running for governor of California. Yeah, I watch the news, because I’m like…really informed. A lot of LGBTQ individuals, as well as anyone with any common sense isn’t exactly on board with her current campaign, which is basically… Continue reading BLOG: Wait, Hold on, What Election is This?
LONDON, ENGLAND – ALERT! The Circle on Netflix IS Gay Culture. Sorry you had to find out like this. Unless you’ve been following this social media-based reality show all along, as it is canon, in which case you are a SUPER INFLUENCER and we love you. You are not blocked. So, ahead of tomorrow’s Season… Continue reading QC’s Final Rankings for “The Circle”
NEW YORK–Colton Underwood–former Virgin Bachelor and current abuser–came out as gay during a shocking interview with Good Morning America. While some viewers are excited about this minuscule amount of queer representation in the most hetero-normative reality franchise, others are concerned about Colton’s timing, as Colton is under scrutiny for stalking his ex. Many believe that… Continue reading Heterosexual Abuser Comes Out as Gay Abuser
DARBY, MT–In the wake of several mass shootings in a short period of time, the gun control conversation is happening and conservatives are NOT happy! According to conservatives everywhere, the government is coming for their guns, but like, for real this time? Local gun owner Brock Novack has had enough of the federal tyranny. “The… Continue reading “Taking My Guns is an Authoritarian Overstep,” says Republican Who Wants to Legislate Where People Can and Can’t Pee
CHICAGO, IL — Following the United Kingdom, some hospitals in the United States have pushed to change the name of breast milk to “chest milk.” While childbirth remains a reasonably low-profit enterprise, this allows some American hospitals to add an “inclusivity charge,” despite the fact that this change is widely seen as unnecessary. “Thanks,… Continue reading Chest Milk: The Product Everyone Needs But Nobody Wants
