Politics

Florida Moves Ahead with ‘Don’t Say Clitoris’ Law

Tallahassee, FL — On the heels of Florida’s controversial “Don’t Say Gay” law, the Florida state legislature is considering a historic “Don’t Say Clitoris” Law. The law would ban the, “discussion of the clitoris and any other lady parts – except for boobs – in any public or private venue that may make men feel… Continue reading Florida Moves Ahead with ‘Don’t Say Clitoris’ Law

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Area Man Who “Identifies As An Attack Helicopter” Deployed To Afghanistan

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN–Charles Bonwit, a 32-year old line cook from Evanston, Illinois, was surprised to find himself shipped to Afghanistan after joking that he “identified as an attack helicopter.” “I thought I was being funny. I figured if someone who was born male could be a female, I could be a helicopter.” What Mr. Bonwit didn’t… Continue reading Area Man Who “Identifies As An Attack Helicopter” Deployed To Afghanistan