Sorry, Covid! You can’t stop me. You won’t stop me. Christmas is here, and tradition is tradition. Ive seen Fiddler on the Roof. I’m an American. A JEWISH-American.
The government wants us to cancel our holiday plans? They want us to not participate in our yearly customs? Well, you can’t stop me from doing what I ALWAYS do…LITERALLY NOTHING.
That’s right…I’m staying at home, by myself, and doing absolutely nothing, with nobody, as I do every Christmas. This is a free country. I won’t be stopped.
But what about the time-honored traditions of a Jew on Christmas, you might ask? Well, guess what, fascist. Chinese restaurants still deliver on Uber eats and I can watch a movie on one of the many streaming services for which I weirdly pay and don’t borrow passwords.
Call me a badass. Call me brave. Call me a rebel, but I’m not going to let this new variant stop me from doing what I, a Jewish person, do every year for Christmas….absolutely nothing. I will not cancel that. I will not bow down. I deserve this.
I’ll even support an independent filmmaker by buying a new movie on demand and tipping my delivery driver 40%, just to STICK IT to the MAN! This is the United States of America and I am a Jewish-American. I won’t back down.