35 Best New Years Resolutions for Surviving the End of the World
It’s a new year, but the world is crumbling down around you. What do you do? Luckily we have everything figured out! Just follow all of these tips!
Category: Advice
Top 10 Best Christmas Gifts for Enbies
Lizards 2. Selfie stick 3. Weapons with which to rise up against the patriarchy 4. Button maker 5. Tea Kettle 6. Uranium 7. Bees 8. Space Lazer 9. Vests 10. Private Island in the Caribbean
Miss Gabby: Is My Butthole The Right Color?
Hi everyone, your favorite Cis aunty is back. I had to take a brief sabatical after my psychiatrist refused to refill my anxiety medication, but I’m back with some marijuana gummies and I’m better than ever. I took four during the SOTU just so I could get through seeing Ted Cruz’s face and I can’t… Continue reading Miss Gabby: Is My Butthole The Right Color?
Dear Miss Gabby
This time I’m going to do things a little different. I’ve got my morning glass of vodka and half a bar of Xanax rushing through my veins, but I’m just lacking my usual patience. All those writing into me already have the solutions inside of themselves; there’s not much more I can do for them.… Continue reading Dear Miss Gabby
Miss Gabby: Am I Too Ugly To Be Me?
Advice from your resident favorite cis aunt-y!