2022 Officially “Year of the Jeopardy! Gay”
We can finally finish what we started: The Year of the Jeopardy! Gay!” said a spokesperson for all gays everywhere. “May we continue to dominate!”
Category: Gaming
HEY FRANK: We Know The Next Gen Graphics Are Amazing But Please Wear Underwear While Streaming
OPEN LETTER: Hey, Frank, we were watching you speed-run through the Cayo Perico heist on GTA5: Online. And seriously that was some really good playing, but I gotta ask you one small favor. Can you please wear underwear next time? It’s not that I’m a prude or that you’re gross but it’s just that you… Continue reading HEY FRANK: We Know The Next Gen Graphics Are Amazing But Please Wear Underwear While Streaming
BOGUS! QueerCoded Gaming Still Hasn’t Received A Free PS5
ROCKFORD, IL–Following dozens of tweets and emails and web site refreshes, the PlayStation 5 still remains an elusive item for some, including us at QueerCoded, Inc., Headquarters. Sony has of yet refused to provide a free console. “This really, really, really, sucks,” says executive vice president of QueerCoded Gaming, Jen Durbent. “It’s not for lack… Continue reading BOGUS! QueerCoded Gaming Still Hasn’t Received A Free PS5
WOW: Hogwarts Legacy Adds Mysterious Fifth “House Of TERF” To Game
SALT LAKE CITY, UT–Reminding players that, yes, this game was still coming out eventually, Avalanche Studios announced a surprising addition to the game Hogwarts Legacy, an MMORPG. A spokeswoman for the studio announced that after working closely with author J.K. Rowling, they would be adding a new house to Hogwarts, the House of TERF, in… Continue reading WOW: Hogwarts Legacy Adds Mysterious Fifth “House Of TERF” To Game
DEAL ALERT: Blood Plasma’s Going For Some Good Money Lately
BLOOMINGTON, IN–If there are a themes about the newest generation of video game consoles, it’s that they are hard to find in stock and they are quite expensive. However, some enterprising gamers have made a discovery that will allow them to get the system of their dreams even faster: blood plasma is worth some big… Continue reading DEAL ALERT: Blood Plasma’s Going For Some Good Money Lately
Gamer Swears He’s Just Playing A Girl
RICHARDSON, TX–Picking up a controller after a long day at his factory job, a young man starts up his new video game console. He’s still playing the last generation of a shooter, but it’s not just the comfort of known game play that is up for debate today, Daniel Ebert, 32, is playing as a… Continue reading Gamer Swears He’s Just Playing A Girl