Opinion · Pop Culture

REVIEW: ‘American Rust’ Just Worse “Mare of Easttown,” but for Boys

PITTSBURGH, PA – As fall approaches, there is not just changing leaves and milder weather we are looking forward to…no, it’s also that sweet, sweet FALL CONTENT! Showtime’s newest drama, American Rust, premiered Sunday night, and many fans of HBO’s recent crime drama, Mare of Easttown had their interests in Rust piqued because of the… Continue reading REVIEW: ‘American Rust’ Just Worse “Mare of Easttown,” but for Boys

News Shorts · Opinion

Cis Man Says Things About Trans Women

EUGENE, OR–Franklin Witt, 28, of Eugene, Oregon, has opinions about transgender women. And he is not afraid to say it. “Those trans activists have really gotten my suspenders twisted this time,” he says, looking up under the brim of his hat. “They are too loud and obnoxious. These men want to pee in women’s restrooms,… Continue reading Cis Man Says Things About Trans Women

Lifestyle · Opinion

5 Ways For Corporations To ACTUALLY Help LGBTQ+ People

SILICON VALLEY, CA – It’s June and we know what month that is! Queer Capitalist Pride Month! It’s the month where harmful, exploitative corporations pander to the LGBTQ+ community by slapping a rainbow on their products and sponsored ads! While there’s a lot of dialogue out there regarding the problematic intersection of capitalism and Pride,… Continue reading 5 Ways For Corporations To ACTUALLY Help LGBTQ+ People

Opinion

Guest Post: Ben Shapiro Buying Wood Turned Me Straight

A Guest Post from Adam W. I just can’t. For the past 15 years I’ve struggled and finally came into my own as a gay man, but there was something about seeing Ben Shapiro carrying a plank of wood in a pitifully small bag–like a guy claiming the condom was too small to use–that just… Continue reading Guest Post: Ben Shapiro Buying Wood Turned Me Straight

Opinion

“Taking My Guns is an Authoritarian Overstep,” says Republican Who Wants to Legislate Where People Can and Can’t Pee

DARBY, MT–In the wake of several mass shootings in a short period of time, the gun control conversation is happening and conservatives are NOT happy! According to conservatives everywhere, the government is coming for their guns, but like, for real this time? Local gun owner Brock Novack has had enough of the federal tyranny. “The… Continue reading “Taking My Guns is an Authoritarian Overstep,” says Republican Who Wants to Legislate Where People Can and Can’t Pee

Lifestyle · Opinion

Opinion: Using A Clean Anus To Manifest Your Best Life

Between galaxies across the universe, there are filaments of matter connecting them, stretched for light years through the darkness of space. This vast emptiness, comprised of dead planets and stars and specks of dust not much bigger than the molecules they are made from, is completely stuffed full of filth and debris when compared to… Continue reading Opinion: Using A Clean Anus To Manifest Your Best Life

Opinion

We Hate Cancel Culture, Said People Who Love Cancel Culture

TOLEDO- “Cancel Culture” is a buzzword much in the news lately, as many conservatives denounce it. We spoke with many locals about their take on Cancel Culture, all of whom were gathered at their local Chic-fil-A as part of a weekly tradition to “own the libs”. “I just think people are too sensitive these days,”… Continue reading We Hate Cancel Culture, Said People Who Love Cancel Culture