Category: Lifestyle

This man means business Joe Biden Giving Texas Until the Count of 3 to Stop Attacking Trans Kids or ELSE!
Family · Politics

Joe Biden Giving Texas Until the Count of 3 to Stop Attacking Trans Kids or ELSE!

Alex Seligsohn

AUSTIN, TX – Texas has been a hotbed of transphobia lately…and always! Governor Greg Abbott’s latest transphobic tantrum comes in the form of attacking trans youth, going so far as to investigate supportive parents for child abuse. According to republicans like Abbott, basic medical care and saving kids’ lives is “monstrous” and must be stopped.… Continue reading Joe Biden Giving Texas Until the Count of 3 to Stop Attacking Trans Kids or ELSE!

Todrick Hall Shocked to Learn “Big Brother” Cameras Actually Always Rolling.
Celebrities · Lifestyle · Pop Culture · Television

Todrick Hall Shocked to Learn “Big Brother” Cameras Actually Always Rolling.

Alex Seligsohn

You know you messed up when you’re an LGBTQ icon, but even the community isn’t rooting for you! That’s the situation in which musician/scammer Todrick Hall found himself after leaving the Big Brother House. Well, we are still unsure if Todrick is aware that he did anything wrong. Upon leaving the house, where he was… Continue reading Todrick Hall Shocked to Learn “Big Brother” Cameras Actually Always Rolling.

LGBT Community Presents Latest List of Objects, Ideas Which Are Gay
Lifestyle · Queer Coded

LGBT Community Presents Latest List of Objects, Ideas Which Are Gay

Lillie Franks

NEW YORK- The board of the LGBT community called a press conference yesterday in order to announce their yearly list of objects and ideas which are gay now. The conference drew a broad audience of gay people looking for things to post about online and cishet people looking for what to avoid, but not because… Continue reading LGBT Community Presents Latest List of Objects, Ideas Which Are Gay

Trans Guy Takes 15 Years off His Appearance In 5 Minutes! Find Out His Secret! (Spoiler: He Shaved)
Health

Trans Guy Takes 15 Years off His Appearance In 5 Minutes! Find Out His Secret! (Spoiler: He Shaved)

Josh

NEWPORT, RI– Local trans guy and barista Max Governor has discovered the secret to eternal youth – shaving. Customers at his coffee shop are astonished, and jealous, of the change. “It’s amazing; I wish I could take years off like that myself,” says local Book Group attendee Sue Armstrong. “I keep buying these overpriced creams… Continue reading Trans Guy Takes 15 Years off His Appearance In 5 Minutes! Find Out His Secret! (Spoiler: He Shaved)

Gay snake Local Lesbian Becomes a “Snake Gay.”
Lifestyle · Pandemic

Local Lesbian Becomes a “Snake Gay.”

Alex Seligsohn

SHERMAN OAKS, CA – Honestly, 2022 has been pretty boring for Sherman Oaks lesbian Cameron Hillman. Sure, we’re in the middle of a global pandemic, but after two years even THAT gets boring. Hillman works in sales from home, and the excitement of having free time quickly turned to boredom after so many baked goods… Continue reading Local Lesbian Becomes a “Snake Gay.”

Fuck it, I guess I have to go on Joe Rogan’s Podcast
Celebrities · Lifestyle · Opinion

Fuck it, I guess I have to go on Joe Rogan’s Podcast

Josh

THE MIDWEST SOMEWHERE, DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT- As controversy swirls around renegade podcaster Joe Rogan’s $100 million deal with Spotify, one Queer Coded editor is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice – he’s willing to appear on his podcast. “So I saw Rogan’s statement about his Covid denying nonsense, where he said he should have… Continue reading Fuck it, I guess I have to go on Joe Rogan’s Podcast