2022 Officially “Year of the Jeopardy! Gay”
We can finally finish what we started: The Year of the Jeopardy! Gay!” said a spokesperson for all gays everywhere. “May we continue to dominate!”
Category: Television
Todrick Hall Shocked to Learn “Big Brother” Cameras Actually Always Rolling.
You know you messed up when you’re an LGBTQ icon, but even the community isn’t rooting for you! That’s the situation in which musician/scammer Todrick Hall found himself after leaving the Big Brother House. Well, we are still unsure if Todrick is aware that he did anything wrong. Upon leaving the house, where he was… Continue reading Todrick Hall Shocked to Learn “Big Brother” Cameras Actually Always Rolling.
“What is a woman?” And Other Jeopardy Questions Transphobes Can’t Answer
LOS ANGELES, CA– “A person who identifies as a woman despite their chromosomes or genital configuration,” is a Jeopardy question that has stumped many transphobes, who are just proving they would be absolutely crushed if they had to go against current Jeopardy champion Amy Schneider. Schneider, who recently became the first woman to break $1,000,000… Continue reading “What is a woman?” And Other Jeopardy Questions Transphobes Can’t Answer
Local Gay Man Relieved “Amazing Race” Features a Cool, Queer Couple
FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA – “It wasn’t looking good for the first few minutes,” said local gay man Anton Larchmont of the new teams on The Amazing Race, which premiered last night. Larchmont reported that when he first turned on the program he felt fear. Pure fear. What if this year’s Amazing Race was ALL hetero??… Continue reading Local Gay Man Relieved “Amazing Race” Features a Cool, Queer Couple
“You’ll Love It!” Says Gay, Of Utterly Unwatchable Show
CHICAGO–“I think you’ll really love it,” local gay Leah King said today, of the least watchable television program you’ve experienced. “It’s one of my personal favorites,” she continued, mystifyingly. “And I think you would really enjoy it!” Political fact checkers were quick to correct that you would not enjoy it, and neither would any normal… Continue reading “You’ll Love It!” Says Gay, Of Utterly Unwatchable Show