If there is one thing gay people definitely aren’t watching, it’s the CMA awards. This year, that’s unfortunate, because at the Country Music Awards featured a VERY IMPORTANT GAY KISS last week. And that kiss changed EVERYTHING, we guess! Here’s what went down at Wednesday’s ceremony: T.J. Osborne, of the Brothers Osborne, a band we… Continue reading BREAKING: Country Music Super Gay Now
SAN DIEGO – Last week, rumors were swirling that former Bachelorette Katie Thurston was making her stand-up comedy debut. Despite never once making a joke all season, Katie was often called “hilarious” by the eligible men competing in hopes of winning…her. In an article reported by Tvshowcase.com, we found video clips of Katie talking about… Continue reading Bachelorette Star Does Stand-Up Once, Ends Engagement
HOLLYWOOD, CA – “Love is dead.” That’s what JoJo Siwa fans, aka Varsity Members of the J-Team, are Tweeting nationwide after learning that our beloved queer icon JoJo and her girlfriend, That One Chick, have broken up. We are in mourning. We are not well. The news is not hitting the LGBTQ community well, as… Continue reading JoJo Siwa Fans Heartbroken After Breakup with What’s-Her-Face
BANGOR, MN – After over a year of patiently waiting, fans of Succession, the hit HBO drama about awful, rich White people, gleefully watched the series’ third season premier Sunday night. Among those millions of eager viewers: lesbian couple and huge fans of the show, Connie Villanueva and Rom Sheldon. “We are obsessed,” Villanueva… Continue reading Queer Couple Watches “Succession,” Appropriating Straight Culture
The Tony Awards, the ceremony for excellence on Broadway, is arguably the fourth gayest event of the year. Behind only Pride, Halloween, and Drag Race Finale night, gays across the country….nay, the world, gather in front of their TVs to watch a variety of song-and-dance routines to make the gays feel GAY! The happy kind!… Continue reading CONGRATS! Non-binary Erasure Wins a Tony!
PITTSBURGH, PA – As fall approaches, there is not just changing leaves and milder weather we are looking forward to…no, it’s also that sweet, sweet FALL CONTENT! Showtime’s newest drama, American Rust, premiered Sunday night, and many fans of HBO’s recent crime drama, Mare of Easttown had their interests in Rust piqued because of the… Continue reading REVIEW: ‘American Rust’ Just Worse “Mare of Easttown,” but for Boys
NEW YORK, NY – Lil Nas X, hero of our community, was seen wearing SEVERAL, I repeat, MULTIPLE incredible outfits in just the last 24 hours alone! Outside of being unapologetically gay and hot on stage and in videos, wearing outfits is easily the LGBTQ community’s second-favorite thing Lil Nas X does! First up, at… Continue reading BREAKING: Lil Nas X Wears Several Outfits; Gays STAN!
FAYETTEVILLE, AR–Sensing a bit of a low feeling in her life, a local transgender woman is considering re-watching one of the shows she enjoyed most pre-transition, a moderately successful NBC sitcom named 30 Rock. The re-watch of one of her favorite TV shows comes at a point where Diane Whyte cannot quite remember all the… Continue reading Local Woman Prepares To Re-Watch Favorite Show From The 00’s
Lottie Durham has been working on a screenplay for years. Several, in fact. She’s drafted a sci-fi murder mystery that takes place on Uranus. She wrote a lesbian, Mesozoic-era period piece. Her buddy cop comedy pairs a centaur and an anthropomorphic cactus. But for SOME REASON, Hollywood won’t give her a million dollars and a… Continue reading BREAKING: Struggling Screenwriter Segues into Porn
SAN ANTONIO, TX–In yet another example of the internet spreading misinformation, cisgender and heterosexual Twitter user “@Coolgamer6327” claimed Monday that gay people “don’t have to make everything gay”, demonstrating his blissful unawareness of the Curse. LGBT community leaders responded to the tweet by staring wistfully into the distance, mournfully recalling the days when they too… Continue reading “You Don’t Have To Make Everything Gay,” Says Het, Cis Man
