DENVER, CO- A recent study by the University of Colorado reveals that common wisdom about the comparative cleanliness of women’s restrooms may be flawed. In terms of dirtiness, women’s bathrooms rated a 4.6 grunge factor, within the statistical margin of error from men’s bathrooms of 4.8. “I definitely was expecting more perfumed towels and less… Continue reading Study: Women’s Bathrooms No Cleaner Than Men’s Rooms
BELOIT, WI–Conducting surveys can be a fraught process that can sometimes illuminate parts of society that a researcher may be uncomfortable with. This month, researchers at Beloit College conducted research showing that the population of transgender teens is about 3000% greater than previously thought; the researchers are positive that they performed and weighted the survey… Continue reading Researchers Work Hard To Deny Own Survey
BATAVIA, IL–It is not every day that the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory attracts protestors, but one evangelical organization has taken exception to some jargon used in the studying of physics. Specifically, the group takes hopes to change the name of “charm” and “strange” quarks; each is an elementary particle of matter. On Sunday, the group,… Continue reading Family Values Group Aims To Change Name Of “Charm,” “Strange” Quarks
CHICAGO, IL — Following the United Kingdom, some hospitals in the United States have pushed to change the name of breast milk to “chest milk.” While childbirth remains a reasonably low-profit enterprise, this allows some American hospitals to add an “inclusivity charge,” despite the fact that this change is widely seen as unnecessary. “Thanks,… Continue reading Chest Milk: The Product Everyone Needs But Nobody Wants
WASHINGTON DC–Triggering a massive, yet unexpected, response, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) posted a sign outside her office that said, “There Are Two Genders: Male & Female. ‘Trust the Science.’” The sign prompted a large amount of transgender people to suddenly stop and start reversing their transitions. “I just have never heard that statement before,”… Continue reading Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Sign Triggers Mass Detransitions
CARDIFF, WALES–This past Saturday, a group of scientists reported that certain varieties of Vodka were capable of inducing bigotry against the LGBTQ+ community, at least temporarily. This phenomenon was noted when an Irish woman flying from the Canary Islands forced a plane to land prematurely due to “abusive” and “homophobic” behavior. After being escorted off… Continue reading REPORT: Vodka May Make People Temporarily Homophobic
