It’s a new year, but the world is crumbling down around you. What do you do? Luckily we have everything figured out! Just follow all of these tips!
- Tell More People When They’re Being Stupid
- Take All The Pills
- Pickles
- Get Drunk and Headbang
- Meme more and more radical shit until you alienate all the straights and squares
- Read More Cyber Punk
- Move the Fuck out of the US
- Zumba
- Get Off Reddit and use Twitter More
- Cash In 401K And Use It On Weed
- Pet More Dogs
- Sell Everything And Live in a Van
- Comic Books
- Spend More Time in Cemeteries
- Take More Picnics
- Take the Picnics in the Cemeteries. Bring Pickles
- Buy More From Your Friend’s Small Businesses
- Even If Their Small Business is Drug-Related
- Play With Your Neighbor’s Cat When They’re Not Home
- Get More Exotic Pets like Hedgehogs
- Electric Eels
- Become a Super Villain
- Start a Podcast
- Force People to Listen to your Podcast
- Get More Exercise
- Running Away From Cops is Exercise
- Come Out as a Non-Binary Atheist Asexual Vegan and make people guess which one is the lie
- Unblock some, block way way more
- Figure Out What the Hell Crypto Actually Is
- Read Your Friends’ Writing Even When It’s Bad
- Make Friends With Good Writers
- Catch Up on Marvel Stuff
- Figure Out How to Start A Fire without a Match
- Spend More Time in Nature
- Stay Alive if for nothing but to Spite your Enemies