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“Why is Sexual Orientation Brought into EVERYTHING,” Says Conservative After Rainstorm.

Alex Seligsohn

Rita Cooper was just trying to drive home from work on a rainy day. As the local, conservative woman accelerated her pickup truck onto the freeway ramp, she couldn’t believe what she saw – a giant, gleaming rainbow right over the traffic-filled road. There it was, coming down loudly from the sky, right in the… Continue reading “Why is Sexual Orientation Brought into EVERYTHING,” Says Conservative After Rainstorm.

JK Rowling’s Heart Grows 3 Sizes on Reading Harry Potter Themed Trans Rights Tweet
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JK Rowling’s Heart Grows 3 Sizes on Reading Harry Potter Themed Trans Rights Tweet

Lillie Franks

EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND–In a heartwarming moment just in time for the holidays, J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, abandoned her transphobic biases today after reading a tweet implying her very characters would be supportive of trans people. It’s the kind of moment of beautiful and sincere human connection that could only happen on Twitter.… Continue reading JK Rowling’s Heart Grows 3 Sizes on Reading Harry Potter Themed Trans Rights Tweet

War On Christmas: I Only Remember The Names of Two Reindeer
Opinion

War On Christmas: I Only Remember The Names of Two Reindeer

Lillie Franks

ARLINGTON, VA–Well, it looks like the leftists have won this round of The War On Christmas, folks.   Christmas was, at one point, an extremely popular holiday in the United States of America. But apparently, those days are over. In a shocking upset for the once well-known and widely celebrated event, I can only remember… Continue reading War On Christmas: I Only Remember The Names of Two Reindeer

Twink Confetti It’s a Twink! Expectant Parents Throw Sexuality Reveal Party
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It’s a Twink! Expectant Parents Throw Sexuality Reveal Party

Alex Seligsohn

  Is there anything more exciting than welcoming a new baby into the family? Of course not! That’s why we, as a society, keep inventing new ways to celebrate a tiny person who doesn’t exist yet, for reasons that may or may not involve loads of free gifts for the parents-to-be. It’s not just baby… Continue reading It’s a Twink! Expectant Parents Throw Sexuality Reveal Party

Amy Schneider, Jeopardy! Champion A Hanukkah Miracle: Transgender Awareness Week Lasting Well Beyond 8 Days Thanks to Amy Schneider!
Opinion · Pop Culture

A Hanukkah Miracle: Transgender Awareness Week Lasting Well Beyond 8 Days Thanks to Amy Schneider!

Alex Seligsohn

We all know the story of Hanukkah, right? RIGHT?! Well, for all of you children and/or anti-semites who don’t, there was a small amount of oil that lasted long enough to keep burning for EIGHT DAYS! A MIRACLE!  In a TOTALLY similar scenario, Amy Schneider, current Jeopardy Champ and first trans player to qualify for… Continue reading A Hanukkah Miracle: Transgender Awareness Week Lasting Well Beyond 8 Days Thanks to Amy Schneider!

Poor People Need to Fuck Extra-Terrestrials As Well
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Poor People Need to Fuck Extra-Terrestrials As Well

Josh

VULCAN, CANADA- Pop singer Demi Lovato recently, among other things, released a new line of vibrating sex toys called the “Demi Wand”. The vibrators, which retail for $79, and are suitable not only humans but also creatures from other planets who have traveled to Earth looking for freaky inter-species sex. However, this price point is… Continue reading Poor People Need to Fuck Extra-Terrestrials As Well

a they/them hit in the face with a she/her Local They/Them Got She/Her’d SO Hard Over Holiday Weekend.
News Shorts · Pandemic

Local They/Them Got She/Her’d SO Hard Over Holiday Weekend.

Alex Seligsohn

All across America, millions of people got together with their families over the Thanksgiving holiday. The long weekend marked the first time in two years that many families were able to celebrate together, in-person, IRL, due to the Covid-19 Pandemic. Thanksgiving also marked a LOT of misgendering of non-binary people by their families. Specifically –… Continue reading Local They/Them Got She/Her’d SO Hard Over Holiday Weekend.

Lesbians Worldwide Call in Sick After JoJo Siwa Doesn’t Win Mirrorball Trophy
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Lesbians Worldwide Call in Sick After JoJo Siwa Doesn’t Win Mirrorball Trophy

Alex Seligsohn

LOS ANGELES–JoJo Siwa is an ICON. This will never NOT be true. She made waves by coming out as LGBTQ knowing her target audience is kids. She blazed trails with her designer, patterned button-downs. And she is the first and only Dancing with the Stars competitor and finalist to have a same-sex dance partner. So… Continue reading Lesbians Worldwide Call in Sick After JoJo Siwa Doesn’t Win Mirrorball Trophy

Tough on Crime Conservatives Furious at Kyle Rittenhouse’s Acqui- JK, lmao, Can You Imagine?
Politics

Tough on Crime Conservatives Furious at Kyle Rittenhouse’s Acqui- JK, lmao, Can You Imagine?

Lillie Franks

KENOSHA, WI- Across the country, conservatives who have built a platform of being tough on crime were shocked and infuriated at the acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse on all cou- haha, just joking, of course they weren’t. What are they? People who actually care about the stuff they say they believe in? “I’ve always said strict… Continue reading Tough on Crime Conservatives Furious at Kyle Rittenhouse’s Acqui- JK, lmao, Can You Imagine?

Breaking: Kyle Rittenhouse found not guilty of murder; guilty of being a total peice of shit
Crime

Breaking: Kyle Rittenhouse found not guilty of murder; guilty of being a total peice of shit

Josh

KENOSHA, WI- After a memorable trial and massive amounts of media coverage, 17 year old wannabe terrorist/freedom fighter Kyle Rittenhouse has been declared not guilty of murder on the basis of self-defense. Rittenhouse is still guilty of being a horrible human being, however, a fact that is apparently not against the law. “This is America,… Continue reading Breaking: Kyle Rittenhouse found not guilty of murder; guilty of being a total peice of shit