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Wait, Are We Going to War With Russia Or Not?
Politics

Wait, Are We Going to War With Russia Or Not?

Josh

STERLING, IL– Local lawyer and CNN junkie Laura Ashland is in a state of confusion. After days of the news hyping up a possible confrontation between the US and Russia over Ukraine, the topic has been seemingly completely dropped in favor of Justice Breyer’s impending retirement. “We’ve had days, DAYS, of being told Russia is… Continue reading Wait, Are We Going to War With Russia Or Not?

Beloved Comedian And Writer Dies, Was A Real Piece Of Shit
News Shorts · Pop Culture

Beloved Comedian And Writer Dies, Was A Real Piece Of Shit

Ed.

OKALLA, PA–Following a lifetime of work and after his tragic demise at the hands crushed under a pile of frozen peas, the comedian Mark “Longitude” Lounge left fans with a vast catalogue of work spanning years. He also left behind a history of being a real piece of shit.  “Wow, Mark,” said producer Kyle Burns,… Continue reading Beloved Comedian And Writer Dies, Was A Real Piece Of Shit