Science

Study: Women’s Bathrooms No Cleaner Than Men’s Rooms

DENVER, CO- A recent study by the University of Colorado reveals that common wisdom about the comparative cleanliness of women’s restrooms may be flawed. In terms of dirtiness, women’s bathrooms rated a 4.6 grunge factor, within the statistical margin of error from men’s bathrooms of 4.8. “I definitely was expecting more perfumed towels and less… Continue reading Study: Women’s Bathrooms No Cleaner Than Men’s Rooms

Opinion

“Taking My Guns is an Authoritarian Overstep,” says Republican Who Wants to Legislate Where People Can and Can’t Pee

DARBY, MT–In the wake of several mass shootings in a short period of time, the gun control conversation is happening and conservatives are NOT happy! According to conservatives everywhere, the government is coming for their guns, but like, for real this time? Local gun owner Brock Novack has had enough of the federal tyranny. “The… Continue reading “Taking My Guns is an Authoritarian Overstep,” says Republican Who Wants to Legislate Where People Can and Can’t Pee

News Shorts

BBC to Host Panel on Cis Gender Individuals

LONDON- Get your remotes out, for a report on the health and wellness of cis gender individuals is set to air next Thursday evening at 9 p.m. It will feature a panel of various experts and personalities to address subjects such as medical and psychiatric needs of non-transgender people, along with other hot topics such… Continue reading BBC to Host Panel on Cis Gender Individuals