BEVERLY HILLS, CA- A month after Caitlyn Jenner lost her bid for governor of California, Queer Coded editors notice that, well, Caitlyn Jenner lost her bid for governor of California a month ago. “No one’s really surprised she lost,” says Californian political pundit Jay Munsey. “Who even supported her? Not pro-trans people, not anti-trans people.… Continue reading Jenner’s Gubernatorial Hopes Go Down In Flames; No One Cares
SACRAMENTO, CA–Caitlyn Jenner, hoping to persuade people to vote for her, says claimed that she helped defeat the soviets and that “Voting is for suckers.” Despite records showing she voted, Jenner told reporters that there wasn’t anything worth voting for. No people anywhere on the ballot in 2020 were worth it, nor any ballot measures… Continue reading Jenner–“Voting is for Suckers!”
SACRAMENTO, CA–Seeking the rush of breaking records that has evaded her for 45 years, Caitlyn Jenner has begun an all-out assault on harming her fellow transgender people, seeing them as an important wedge issue to play to a Republican base that will not vote for her because she is also transgender. She also wants a… Continue reading Jenner Looks To Add Gold Medal Of Awful To Collection
SACRAMENTO, CA–Breaking a record that has held since early last year, transgender Americans spoke all as one as they said, “Oh God no.” The event was prompted by the announcement of reality TV star and former Olympian Caitlyn Jenner that she would run for governor, which was echoed across the entire country simultaneously and therefore… Continue reading Transgender Americans Break World Record, Simultaneously Saying “Oh God No.”
