DAVENPORT, IA–Following fears that adults would provide free THC-infused candy from the wretched sin-soaked state of Illinois, a new threat has emerged to frighten parents of children. Some people fear that so-called “titty skittles” will enter the candy supply, causing the nation’s youth to transgender. “No. Just no,” said one transgender, speaking under the condition… Continue reading Parents Beware: Titty Skittles Hot New Candy