CELESTIAL DOMAIN, HEAVEN–Celebrating Pride Month, the Lord High God issued several decrees. God gave three new rules for humanity, “Hi! So, a few things then I’ll let you get back to your pride month celebrations. So first thing, please stop doing terrible things and blaming me for it, okay? It’s kind of a bummer. Second… Continue reading God Declares Tucker Carlson Gay
Private, gay men-only campground Camp Boomerang hasn’t even opened yet, but they’re already generating controversy. The Orleans, Michigan camp has announced strict requirements for membership, such as banning trans men. From their private Facebook announcement, “Camp Boomerang is a private, membership-only RV park/campground that allows only ‘guys.’ A ‘guy,’ in terms of this discussion, is… Continue reading What Say You? Camp Boomerang Bans Trans Men
KANSAS CITY, MO–A study of media produced findings showing homosexual white cis-gendered men are quickly achieving a level of pop culture status that can only be described as ubiquitous. While other minorities have struggled to find representation, on Friday, Doctors Skip Burman and Scott Turley have determined that gays are showing market saturation, leaving very… Continue reading Hallmark Movies Show Gays Approach Market Saturation
Prankster Elijah Daniel (@elijahdaniel), the former mayor of Hell, Michigan, and a man who re-wrote the bible to include drag queens and pop star, Rihanna, has announced his newest venture: Gay Burger (@gayburgerco). This restaurant is open in San Francisco, Los Angeles, and New York City. Proceeds will go to the LA LGBT Center. What… Continue reading What Say You? Gayburger? Nom or Nah?
