News Shorts · Sports

Jacksonville Jaguars Cut Tim Tebow, God Refuses To Help Him

JACKSONVILLE, FL–Floundering in his single preseason game appearance, the former quarterback turned broadcaster turned baseball player turned some-other-position-on-a-football-team, Tim Tebow has been released by the Jacksonville Jaguars. When interviewed about his supposed favorite football player, God suggested that maybe Tebow should have taken the hint a few years back. “You see, I don’t pay much… Continue reading Jacksonville Jaguars Cut Tim Tebow, God Refuses To Help Him

Lifestyle · Opinion

Opinion: Using A Clean Anus To Manifest Your Best Life

Between galaxies across the universe, there are filaments of matter connecting them, stretched for light years through the darkness of space. This vast emptiness, comprised of dead planets and stars and specks of dust not much bigger than the molecules they are made from, is completely stuffed full of filth and debris when compared to… Continue reading Opinion: Using A Clean Anus To Manifest Your Best Life