MADISON, WI–Examining the receipt of a credit card customer, local waiter Ivan Dreyer discovered a rude note on it and no tip. The receipt said that there was no tip because Dreyer was a “sinfull [sic] homosexual.” “That’s ridiculous,” Dreyer said. “It is. My husband and I have been married since it was legal and… Continue reading Homophobic Remark Sees Net Profit Of $4500
TOLEDO, OH–Listening intently to some of his boyfriends’ friends, a local gay man was unfortunately reminded of his age as the visitors talked about the latest incidents of what some called “cancel culture.” The man then unfortunately learned of the existence of a rapper named DaBaby. Miles Allen, 39, is a little older than some… Continue reading Elderly Gay Forced To Learn Who DaBaby Is
DUBLIN- Ex-journalist and current ‘activist’ Gemma O’Doherty, 52, who’s gained a reputation for being a science denier and a conspiracy theorist, is adding homophobe to her resumé of awful. She made waves on the internet when proclaiming every gay person she’s ever met as being ‘miserable.’ Happy queer people sharing smiling pictures of their lives… Continue reading Homophobes Spread the Misery All Around
KANSAS CITY, MO–A study of media produced findings showing homosexual white cis-gendered men are quickly achieving a level of pop culture status that can only be described as ubiquitous. While other minorities have struggled to find representation, on Friday, Doctors Skip Burman and Scott Turley have determined that gays are showing market saturation, leaving very… Continue reading Hallmark Movies Show Gays Approach Market Saturation
CARDIFF, WALES–This past Saturday, a group of scientists reported that certain varieties of Vodka were capable of inducing bigotry against the LGBTQ+ community, at least temporarily. This phenomenon was noted when an Irish woman flying from the Canary Islands forced a plane to land prematurely due to “abusive” and “homophobic” behavior. After being escorted off… Continue reading REPORT: Vodka May Make People Temporarily Homophobic
