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Report: Pollution Pressure Penis Proportions, Purportedly
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Report: Pollution Pressure Penis Proportions, Purportedly

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NEW YORK CITY- Writing in a recent report, Dr. Rhonda Raine revealed reductions of reproductive organs among children. She concluded pollution pressured and pushed precipitous proportion changes in penises and reproductive probabilities. At a press conference on Tuesday, Dr Raine said, “The data is clear. Corrupt companies, chasing capital, create copious chemical concoctions that consequently… Continue reading Report: Pollution Pressure Penis Proportions, Purportedly

Local Man Explains Penises To Local Woman Who Had One For 45 Years
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Local Man Explains Penises To Local Woman Who Had One For 45 Years

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TERRE HAUTE, IN–Ending a quiet Sunday evening before getting to bed, a local man decided to a log onto social media and see what his friends were up to when he saw a post about penises on a woman’s page. Michael Clarkson, 34, decided to explain the difficulties he had peeing into a cup on… Continue reading Local Man Explains Penises To Local Woman Who Had One For 45 Years