Politics

“Well, Fuck That Shit,” says LGBT community

ENTIRE UNITED STATES – “Well fuck that shit,” the LGBT community declared as one this Friday. The exclamation, which came in response to the news of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, has been the largest of many recent instances of the community coming together to express disdain for a recent political event. Roe… Continue reading “Well, Fuck That Shit,” says LGBT community

Lifestyle · Politics

Equality Win! Government Makes Life Worse For Straight People For Once

WASHINGTON DC–Supporters of LGBT equality notched a much-needed win May 3rd, when a leaked draft of a Supreme Court decision revealed the country is finally going to be oppressing straight people for once. “Frankly, I just couldn’t be happier about this,” commented LGBT advocate and activist Cynthia Montoya. “America has a long history of excluding… Continue reading Equality Win! Government Makes Life Worse For Straight People For Once

News Shorts · Politics

Gavin Grimm, After Holding It Since 2015, Finally Can Pee

WASHINGTON DC–Celebrating what appears to be the end of a legal battle dating back years, Gavin Grimm, now 20, had only one thing on his mind. “I gotta piss,” he said. Grimm had sued a Virginia school board about the policy of preventing transgender students from using the restroom that corresponded to their particular gender.… Continue reading Gavin Grimm, After Holding It Since 2015, Finally Can Pee