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“You’ll Love It!” Says Gay, Of Utterly Unwatchable Show
Lifestyle · Television

“You’ll Love It!” Says Gay, Of Utterly Unwatchable Show

Lillie Franks

CHICAGO–“I think you’ll really love it,” local gay Leah King said today, of the least watchable television program you’ve experienced. “It’s one of my personal favorites,” she continued, mystifyingly. “And I think you would really enjoy it!” Political fact checkers were quick to correct that you would not enjoy it, and neither would any normal… Continue reading “You’ll Love It!” Says Gay, Of Utterly Unwatchable Show

Hallmark Movies Show Gays Approach Market Saturation
Lifestyle · News Shorts

Hallmark Movies Show Gays Approach Market Saturation

Ed.

KANSAS CITY, MO–A study of media produced findings showing homosexual white cis-gendered men are quickly achieving a level of pop culture status that can only be described as ubiquitous. While other minorities have struggled to find representation, on Friday, Doctors Skip Burman and Scott Turley have determined that gays are showing market saturation, leaving very… Continue reading Hallmark Movies Show Gays Approach Market Saturation