LOS GATOS, CA–In the recent notices about Netflix’s July offerings, there’s one stand out stand-up special that has all the audiences talking. After taking a brief respite during pride month in June by releasing material from Robin Tran and Jaye McBride, Netflix announced that they will release a special entitled “Flushed” by a comedian who… Continue reading Literal Piece of Shit to Release Netflix Comedy Special
BLACKSBURG, VA – You hear cries of unfairness all the time! “Trans people are ruining sports!” Or rather, trans women. For SOME REASON, nobody seems to care about trans men in men’s sports, but that’s an issue for a different day! The goal of any sport is to be the best…unless you’re trans, in which… Continue reading “Trans People Are So Sensitive” Says Athlete Who Cried After Losing Literal Game.
DES MOINES, IOWA – Although most of the response has surrounded its effects on trans students and athletes, the recent Iowa bill which bans trans women from women’s sporting events has further controversial content. An amendment, added in the Senate and reconciled after the House passed it, establishes for the first time that dogs cannot… Continue reading Iowa Trans Athlete Ban Also Says Dogs Can’t Play Basketball
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Following the lack of speed with which the “Don’t Say Gay” bill has driven all of those nasty gays and trans-ies out of existence (or at least out of state), Gov. Ron Desantis and the Florida Department of Education are pleased to provide the following guidance to all Florida schools. Schools are… Continue reading BREAKING: Governor Ron DeSantis Provides Guidence To Florida School Districts On “Those Kids”
Some cisgender people are being diagnosed with what some professionals are calling Conscription Onset Gender Disorder, or COGD
GALVESTON, TX–Following a series of lawsuits, a Galveston School District 302 has determined that it would be less costly to merely address students as requested rather than to continue to litigate the cases in court. And in doing so, the local school district is claiming it will save millions of dollars by addressing transgender people… Continue reading Local School District Saves Millions By Addressing Trans People Properly
YOUR BEDROOM- Look, we need to have a discussion. This is becoming a problem. But everyone you meet cannot simply just secretly an egg, (how closeted transgender people are sometimes referred to). I know it’s tempting to see signs of gender non-conformity in all those that you meet, but it’s simply statistically unlikely that everyone… Continue reading Not Everyone Is Secretly Trans
DENVER, CO- Local licensed therapist Evangeline Price has an extraordinary credit on her resumé, as one of the preeminent authorities of trans people in the Rocky Mountain region, despite being a cis person and not having done any studies or research into trans people, or really any work at all into being a good therapist… Continue reading Cis Therapist Expert on Trans Issues
BELOIT, WI–Conducting surveys can be a fraught process that can sometimes illuminate parts of society that a researcher may be uncomfortable with. This month, researchers at Beloit College conducted research showing that the population of transgender teens is about 3000% greater than previously thought; the researchers are positive that they performed and weighted the survey… Continue reading Researchers Work Hard To Deny Own Survey
RICHARDSON, TX–Picking up a controller after a long day at his factory job, a young man starts up his new video game console. He’s still playing the last generation of a shooter, but it’s not just the comfort of known game play that is up for debate today, Daniel Ebert, 32, is playing as a… Continue reading Gamer Swears He’s Just Playing A Girl
