News Shorts

Evangelical Pastor Moves To Outlaw Absolut Vodka Drinkers From Bathrooms After Seeing Float at Pride Parade

HENDERSON, NE–Queer Coded reporters caught up with Pastor James White as he canvassed his community late Sunday gathering signatures for a bill banning Absolut Vodka drinkers from using public bathrooms. “With all of the new letters they’re always adding to the LGBTQIA-whatever, it can be hard to keep up with all the new genders and… Continue reading Evangelical Pastor Moves To Outlaw Absolut Vodka Drinkers From Bathrooms After Seeing Float at Pride Parade

Science

REPORT: Vodka May Make People Temporarily Homophobic

CARDIFF, WALES–This past Saturday, a group of scientists reported that certain varieties of Vodka were capable of inducing bigotry against the LGBTQ+ community, at least temporarily. This phenomenon was noted when an Irish woman flying from the Canary Islands forced a plane to land prematurely due to “abusive” and “homophobic” behavior. After being escorted off… Continue reading REPORT: Vodka May Make People Temporarily Homophobic