News Shorts

Owen Hurcum Takes Office As World’s First Green Haired Mayor

BANGOR, WALES–Tapping into a new found acceptance for a diverse variety of people, a new Mayor has been elected as Bangor, Wales. Owen Hurcum took office Monday as the world’s first green-haired mayor. “This is an enormous privilege to be elected by my fellow City Council members. When I first dyed my hair green, I… Continue reading Owen Hurcum Takes Office As World’s First Green Haired Mayor

Science

REPORT: Vodka May Make People Temporarily Homophobic

CARDIFF, WALES–This past Saturday, a group of scientists reported that certain varieties of Vodka were capable of inducing bigotry against the LGBTQ+ community, at least temporarily. This phenomenon was noted when an Irish woman flying from the Canary Islands forced a plane to land prematurely due to “abusive” and “homophobic” behavior. After being escorted off… Continue reading REPORT: Vodka May Make People Temporarily Homophobic