Holidays

War on Christmas: It’s December 26th

WASHINGTON DC–Well, the liberal social elites and social justice warriors are up to their old tricks again. In their most shocking assault yet on the beloved and time-honored tradition of Christmas, it is now December 26. Thanks to this underhanded sleight, The Left has gotten everything they ever wanted. Nobody’s wishing each other “Merry Christmas”… Continue reading War on Christmas: It’s December 26th

Family · Health · Uncategorized

Covid Is An Excuse for Queers to Avoid Their Families

MINNEAPOLIS, MN– The holiday season is upon us, and it’s a time for families around the country to get together and celebrate, and drunkenly argue about politics and minor personal squabbles while trying to pretend they don’t all hate each other. However, just like last year, a little issue called “the pandemic” is keeping some… Continue reading Covid Is An Excuse for Queers to Avoid Their Families

Opinion

War On Christmas: I Only Remember The Names of Two Reindeer

ARLINGTON, VA–Well, it looks like the leftists have won this round of The War On Christmas, folks.   Christmas was, at one point, an extremely popular holiday in the United States of America. But apparently, those days are over. In a shocking upset for the once well-known and widely celebrated event, I can only remember… Continue reading War On Christmas: I Only Remember The Names of Two Reindeer